buy the Guardian from the newsagent. The digital seeps into the analogue so you can find out about trends through print media; you just get it a bit later. Last week I found out about twerking from reading the Economist. I wish technology had stopped in 1996 when it was good enough to play Mario Kart but not enough to ruin your life. I only need Microsoft Excel. I dont have social media so people think I have mental clarity. But I just end up doomscrolling the opening hours for Harvey...
